Introducing Toon Tonic™, the only drink that wears a flat cap, belts out “Howay the Lads,” and dares to dream of Champions League nights under the foggy lights of St. James’ Park.
This legendary bottle features:
💧 A splash of hope and a scarf of loyalty
🏟️ Misty backdrop of St. James’ — because nothing says “home” like dramatic cloud cover
⚫⚪ A bold label: “Now With European Hopes (Terms Apply.)”
👣 Wears boots — just in case it gets subbed on.
Whether you're surviving another rebuild, cheering on a screamer from 40 yards, or just chanting into the wind —
Toon Tonic™ is your matchday mate.
Drink dreams. Stay loyal. Stay Toon.
Tonic is not Included
